Jamal Crawford
Jamal is heralded as a great teammate by almost everyone in the world. But, Blake let it be known that there is something he is not so great at: group texts. Jamal apparently still uses a Blackberry (!), which makes group texting with a bunch of iPhone users a bit of a nightmare. One year, according to Blake, the entire Clipper team was on a group text, but every time Jamal responded, it would only go to certain groups of players, making the chain break and the conversation confusing. As a remedy, the Clippers removed Jamal from the text and had a designated person to relay the information from the text chain to Jamal, so that he could stay in the loop. It seems fitting that a person who seems incapable of aging uses a phone that is generally considered indestructible.