Winner: Austin Rivers (6) — 83% of votes
Let’s take a second to consider these possible matchups and headlines.
“Doc Rivers takes on Paul Pierce, the best player he ever coached, in a winner-takes all game.”
“Doc Rivers takes on Austin Rivers, his own son, in a game for the ages.”
You can forget about that first one, because we have an all-Rivers matchup in the second round, as Austin earned a commanding 83% of the possible votes.
Get your best jokes ready now, and good luck picking a winner. May the best Rivers win.